A visiting space alien is caught driving a luxury car recklessly through Las Vegas.
After a high-speed pursuit and a pit maneuver, cops block the now-wrecked new model Lamborghini with their cars, jump out and surround it with guns drawn.
Main cop runs up to it, "SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!!"
At first, there is no response. Then slowly, a violet mouth on a long snaky turquoise stalk emerges from the wreckage and begins to speak in a scared voice. "I must apologize, officer; but I can't form hands." 
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