Substitutions that make reading the news more fun:
witnesses > these dudes I know
allegedly > kinda probably
new study > tumblr post
rebuild > avenge
google glass > virtual boy
smartphone > pokedex
electric > atomic
senator > elf-lord
car > cat
election > eating contest
homeland security > homestar runner
could not be reached for comment > is guilty and everyone knows it 
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