whiteganjaman's Posts

status normal:
all fucked up

_Nathalie_, kj55 and satan like this

husby.tensta.rinkeby.fittja.alby.jordbro.brandbergen.

ALL FUCKED UP---

a world without women would be a pain in the ass

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hipsters try hard not to be mainstream, at the same time, beeing hipster is mainstream.

Reposted from whiteganjaman

_Nathalie_, kj55 and izzi like this

beeing polite nowadays is so rare, that people mistake it for flirtation

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talking to your best friend is sometimes all the therapy you need

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you can always try harder.

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i just shipped my pants

mjf, naebitnae and kj55 like this

•

one
in
a
million

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reposted by gussego432

_Nathalie_, Sven, zaris98, kj55 and whiteganjaman like this

religion makes stupid people do stupid things

screw religion••••

Samwell and kj55 like this

THANKS

i am now a suggested writer :)

kj55, whiteganjaman, fool, GaylrdSprFckr and sarcaSM like this

To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

VonJanzen and kj55 like this

remember that blow jobs are like flowers for men

Reposted from satan

whiteganjaman and fool like this

I wish i could sleep, but my damn A.D.D, kicks in and well basically, one sheep, two sheep , cow, turtle, duck, Old Macdonald had an farm, HEEEY Macarena!!

Reposted from jbom03

inaoscarsson and michelleadaly like this

im a painter.

my ideas are my paint, my phone is my brush, and bold is my canvas

Reposted from renagurl

sleepingknight, hebdifescht, g4mbler313, bold and kj55 like this

Reposted from Roel

sarcaSM, izzi, tweetybird, bailsburg, kj55 and g4mbler313 like this

3'o clock is always too late, or too early for anything you want to do

bailsburg, g4mbler313 and GaylrdSprFckr like this

my favorite superhero is Spiderman, cuz he
also loves
Mary Jane

enderby, tweetybird and kj55 like this

what you see, is what you get

lejladedovic, tweetybird and kj55 like this

yesterday's memory

tomorrow's a dream

TODAY's A BITCH

MyM, sleepingknight, tweetybird, matildafischer, beatriceblom, jossebengtsson, zaranordin and kj55 like this

RandiLee3, tweetybird and g4mbler313 like this

"weekends don't count unless you spend
them doing something
completely pointless"

ismydissmy, cutepotato, inaoscarsson and dAn like this

i dont always express myself, but when i do:

s*#%t!!!!!!!

_Nathalie_, jossebengtsson, satan, ismydissmy, cutepotato and inaoscarsson like this

All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

Reposted from Lirpae..

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$Angry Bolds , O> , ' , , ,' , , (ö ) \/ (ö ) [__] _|__________[__][__]$

Reposted from anonymous

laut, Roel, bailsburg, lilymarlen, ismydissmy, ZoJ and kj55 like this

When I'm available no one texts me.
When I'm busy... BAM! ...still no one texts me.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

janem803, sleepingknight, matildafischer, Srosenqvist, JEskils96, ismydissmy, matildaf, ChrisGuld, inaoscarsson, GaylrdSprFckr and 1 other like this

$. \ • TAXI ! \ l \' l \ ' '$

Reposted from Claudio

MyM, renagurl, laut, avant-garde, LillaSyster, ismydissmy and kj55 like this

I just had a near-work experience.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

Glory_Anne, ismydissmy, superjonis, ChrisGuld, GaylrdSprFckr and kj55 like this

when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

Reposted from haekaru

janem803, lejladedovic, LillaSyster, qwiss, ismydissmy, matildaf, ChrisGuld, inaoscarsson and kj55 like this

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

Reposted from 27thAvenue

Glory_Anne, ismydissmy, delia and kj55 like this

never
back
down

whiteganjaman, inaoscarsson, kj55, g4mbler313 and bold like this

manchester
city

mjf, tweetybird, kj55 and g4mbler313 like this

i don't like to being told what to do unless i'm naked.

Reposted from anonymous

bailsburg, inaoscarsson and kj55 like this

grass isnt always green
''''''''''''''''''''''''

Sven, ija, kj55 and beatriceblom like this

control
yourself
control
yourself

jossebengtsson, kj55 and beatriceblom like this

one day our generation will be the leaders of this world.

is there hope?

ChrisGuld, _Nathalie_ and kj55 like this

kj55 and g4mbler313 like this

"maybe this world is another planets hell"

- Aldous Huxley

avant-garde, hemko, Junomea, solstorm, Hugosund, _Nathalie_, matildaf, hebdifescht and kj55 like this

reposted by avant-garde and teenagedirtbag

"purple haze all in my brain, lately things dont seem the same. Actin' funny but i dont know why.
'Scuse me while i kiss the sky"

Alvinnn and kj55 like this

some people
are
so poor

all they
have is money

dor1316, MyM, PenSword72, MidNiteTheory, mjf, anna.b, inaoscarsson, _Nathalie_, whiteganjaman, superjonis and 1 other like this

some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts

facethefacts and kj55 like this

a friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself

think about it.

LauCloud73, mjf, whiteganjaman, esunkel, Srosenqvist and kj55 like this

reposted by matildaf

"A friend in need, is a friend in need, but a friend with weed is better"

babbe342, whiteganjaman, JuliaBredberg, hebdifescht and kj55 like this

"i wouldnt recommend sex, drugs and alcohol for everyone, but they've worked for me"

amorcadima, Hugosund, Jennie93 and kj55 like this

they've banned the #1 vegetable on the planet

-legalize.

i just came up with the best idea ever

then i got high

Sven and kj55 like this

a friend
with
weed
is
a friend
INDEED

life is simple

people are complicated

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reposted by bold, _anastasia, carro123, cutepotato, wilma.h, kolelo, teenagegirl, christinaal, Profibus, itsmejosiep and 40 others

hipsters try hard not to be mainstream, at the same time, beeing hipster is mainstream.

theobserver, Pesca, whiteganjaman, hemko and kj55 like this

reposted by whiteganjaman

when life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

-just look at them.

janem803, kj55 and hebdifescht like this

du föddes som ett original.

Dö inte som en kopia

inaoscarsson likes this

du skulle bara våga sticka ut ifrån mängden.

i dare you!

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