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If you get a LOAN at a bank,
you'll be paying it back for 30 yrs.
If you ROB a bank, you'll be out in 10yrs.

Follow me for more financial advice.

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"The man who knows how will always have a job.
The man who knows why will always be his boss."

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I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

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That there are dumb ways to die implies that there are intelligent ways to die as well

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"I can't go out because of the virus "

Sounds weak, whiny and boring.

Try instead;

"I've sworn an oath of solitude until the pestilence is purged from the lands"

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I swear my
fridge just said
"What the fuck
do you want now?"

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YOU CAN'T DO EPIC SHIT WITH BASIC PEOPLE

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and the people stayed home.
and read books,
and listened. and the people began to think differently. and the people were healed.
And the earth began to heal.
and when the danger passed,
the people joined together again.
they grieved their losses and made new choices, and dreamed new images And created a new way to heal the earth fully as they had been healed.

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maybe the love of my life got stuck in a condom :-(

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at least i'm not as lazy as the person who named the fireplace

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I am the dreamer of the dream so please, don't wake me.

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Imagine the state of mind where death seems like a viable option.

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SOME DRINK AT THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE,

OTHERS JUST GARGLE

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NOT TO BRAG, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN LATE FOR ANYTHING IN OVER TWO WEEK'S

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Just watched a woman on youtube make a swimming pool in her back garden entirely on her own, and now
I wonder what I've been doing with my life.

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when i undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

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How much risk
of drowning is there,

when thinking
deep thoughts?

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Business?

Bizzniz!

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Dont forget to drink water and get some sun.
Youre basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions...

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She sells sea shells on the sea shore..... Some business sence she has ...

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Whenever someone tries to get too friendly with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them remember where we stand

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MICROWAVE

(N.)
A HAND GESTURE USED BY A MIDGET TO SAY HELLO.

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My taste in music ranges from
"You need to here this"
to
"I know, please don't judge me"

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Please do not invite
me to outside events.

It's hot, I'm fat and I
don't want to die.

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Fret not new bearder.

Itch too will pass.

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The Art Of Doing Nothing

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The corona virus hasn't changed anything in society: the intelligent are still intelligent and the stupid are still stupid.

You can only see both more clearly.

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I saw two people hug today and I was
in shock!

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How old were you

when you realized that racecar spelled backwards
is still racecar?

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At night a candle's brighter than the sun

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I read.

I know things.

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Dear 2020, wrong hole.
Sincerely, everybody.

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We thought it was a virus, then a pandemic. In the end, it became a global IQ test.

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Rain is tiny ocean kisses

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If you can't be a
good example

Then you'll have
to be a terrible warning

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After the pandemic,
invite me to things.

I'll go.

Maybe.

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2019: Stay away from negative people.

2020: Stay away from positive people.

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I'm not adding this year 2020 to my age.
I did not use it.

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I HATE WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU"

WTF AM I SUPPPOSED TO DO WITH AN EXPIRED CRUSH???

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If you haven't got your shit together by now, don't bother

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People: End the lockdown, we want to be free!

Government: As you wish.

*Numbers of infections and death toll rises*

People: Why does this happen?!

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It's OK to have that second piece of cake- summer is cancelled - it's also OK to take your night time med's any time - time is also cancelled

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Irony

The opposite
of wrinkly

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On the moon we would not be overweight.

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Please don't fall in love with me because of my personality. I have a lot of them...

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MY MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME I WOULDN'T AMOUNT TO ANYTHING LYING ON THE SOFA.....

YET HERE I AM, SAVING THE WORLD!

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It's a shame that
stupidity can't
be converted into
a usable energy
source

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We have no idea when the pandemic will end. We continue to operate on the principle that it is finite and all we have to do is tough it through a few hard months. That's not at all certain. We could be at this or some variation of it, for years.

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There are many things
I learned by getting punched
in the face.

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How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap?

Asking for a friend.

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Perfectionism
is a prison.

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Please be patient. I'm fucking things up as fast as I can.

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Step 1: Buy snacks.
Step 2: Invite nobody.

Best party ever!

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DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT UR MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE IS?? LIKE WHAT DO PEOPLE SEE FIRST WHEN THEY LOOK AT YOU !'

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Smart in some, dumb in some and absolute idiot in many.

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Potentially I could be a lot lazier.

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I'm not shy, I just don't like anybody.

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point

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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

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When you're in love, the whole world is a rosebush: full of little pricks trying to bust your balloon and bring you back down to Earth.

F*ck you, love haters!

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It's like people have an idea of who you are, and talk to that idea of you, instead of really connecting.

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Time to learn
by not doing

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how are the "i need a 6 months vacation twice a year" people? are u happy now????

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HOME is where you can say everything you like but no one is listening

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Don't stop believing

Unless your dream
is stupid

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I'm not trying to be difficult. It just comes naturally.

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I do not believe making money
in order to consume
goods
is mankind's sole purpose
on this planet.

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Most useless purchase of 2019:

A 2020 planner.

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ME: AM I LONELY OR BORED?

STOMACH: LETS JUST EAT UNTIL WE FIGURE IT OUT !

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REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE AND HAD UNDERWEAR WITH DAYS OF THE WEEK ON "YEAH"
THEY WOULD BE HELPFUL RIGHT NOW !!

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to be number one, you have to be odd.

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True story:

I woke up knowing it was a Wednesday, and later, forgot it was Wednesday, and remembered again, surprised it was already Wednesday.

That was Pre-Quarantine Me, by the way....

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I'm getting tired
of being part of
a major historical
event

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When you are dead,
you do not know that
you are dead.
All of the pain is felt by others.

The same thing happens when you are Stupid.

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Before calling me
ask yourself;
'Is this textable?'

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I think this quarantining is sorting some s**t out amongst the married people. Haven't seen anybody posting "I'm so blessed" or "He's my everything" in a while

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I love sleeping

It's like being dead
without the commitment

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I wanted
Zombies.

This virus
sucks.

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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,
THERE'S NO CURE FOR A VIRUS THAT CAN BE KILLED BY SANITIZER AND HAND SOAP?

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FOR THOSE WEDDING CANCELLED DURING THIS LOCKDOWN...
GOD IS GIVING YOU A SECOND CHANCE TO THINK ABOUT IT....

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So I was just sitting here thinking, “Hey, I'm just sitting here,” and now I know what the Buddha had to go through....

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WHERE
THERE IS
* SOAP *
THERE IS
HOPE

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DUE TO CORONA VIRUS I WILL NOT SHAKE HANDS OR HUG....YOU MAY KNEEL OR BOW TO ME.... EITHER WOULD BE FINE ;-))

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WHERE
THERE IS
* SOAP *
THERE IS
HOPE

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now we officially have three days of the week ...

1.Yesterday
2. Today
3. Tomorrow...

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Work From Home is not as fun as I thought.

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The amount of misinformation is unbelievable.

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My internet skills have increased.

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Quarntine is killing my sense of humor. :(

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AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEANS
AND TOGETHER WE WILL RICE

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Respect
to anyone who's still brushing their hair

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having trouble forcing yourself to stay home...

shave an eyebrow off

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DAY 5

Got so bored i checked out all of your profiles. . .

Two of you have the same boyfriend

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Kinda feeling like the Universe just sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done

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I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator...

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This is the longest something made in China has ever lasted.

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We are all separated together

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Real wealth is the ability to thrive in the silence and solitude of your own company.

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You realize how isolated you have been when a world pandemic happens

and you need to make almost zero changes
to your lifestyle.

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Introverts suddenly giving advice to extroverts on how to
enjoy their
own company

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This is an opportunity for all of us around the world to come together.

Alone.

In our separate houses.

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The first 50 years
of childhood are
always the hardest

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Let's make plans for too late.

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A different kind of growth begins when you get tired of your own bullshit

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TEMPORARILY CLOSED
FOR
SPIRITUAL MAINTENANCE...

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WEBSITE:

WE USE COOKIES TO IMPROVE PERFORMANCE.

ME: SAME

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Don't worry about getting older

You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower

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MOST PEOPLE HAVE "AH HA" MOMENTS.

I HAVE " OH FOR FUCK SAKE, FUCK THIS SHIT" MOMENTS.

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YOU
ONLY
LIVE
ONCE....

LICK
THE
BOWL

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Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep.

9 hours if you're ugly.

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When people greet me with 'What do you think ?'

I tell them "I don't, it makes my head hurt."

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I dusted once,
but it came back.

I'm not falling for that
again.

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Somewhere, in a parallel, opposite universe, there is a weird cat who lives alone with his eleven little old ladies

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Good morning,
I see the assassins have faild

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If anyone needs me I'll be reading.
Please don't need me.

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Push up bras.

Making mountains out of molehills
since 1964.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise!

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If you work as
a security guard
in a Samsung store,

does that make you a guardian
of the Galaxy?

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You know too much about Psychology

When you can't get angry because you understand everyone's reasons for doing everything

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we owe our existence to the universe being out of balance

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I'm a fifty-something who only knows where he has been and still doesn't know where he is going. My compass is still pointing North which means I am headed somewhere. I am embracing the fact it's the not knowing which makes life the adventure worth living and telling the tale about! Onward! Let's go!

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7am:
Too tired to think.

12pm:
Too tired to think.

5pm:
Too tired to think.

Midnight:
*mind thinking*
How do dragons blow out candles?

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“I could just do this myself.”

Famous last words

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Ever read a book so fast because it was recommended as amazing and you just kept reading and reading to get to the good part, and then you get to the final chapter and it was ALL shit.

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You made it this far.
Don't fart now.

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Nodding is easy with an empty head

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A meeting without food should be an e-mail.

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Things that
tell the truth:

Small children
Drunk people
Angry people
Yoga pants

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"THERE'S A SLEEPING PERSON..

LET'S GO ASK IT QUESTIONS".

- Children

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Everyone needs a sarcastic best friend!

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Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you.

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Procrastination is a very
good thing. You always
have something to do
tomorrow, plus you have
nothing to do today.

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I was in a bar the other night and overheard 3 very hefty women talking. There accent seemed Scotish, so I approached and asked, "hello ladies, are you from Scotland?". One of them yelled "it's Wales you idiot, Wales!" I apologized and said "I'm sorry. Are you 3 whales from Scotland?"
That's all I remember!

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Sorry im late i got here as soon as i wanted to.

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before we work on artificial intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity?

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#mostannoying

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#mostannoying

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#mostannoying

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Fluidity to new information is the key to progress. rigidity brings frustration.

#when, #things, #dont, #go, #as, #planned.

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Instant Gratification is ruining everything.

#gratification

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We loose so much wealth in the pursuit of money.

#money, #greed, #wealth

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dreams don't cost a thing.

#dreams, #cost

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we all are just a bunch of fancy monkeys

#monkey, #fancy

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Memory controls time.

#memory, #time

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Fuck-it mode on.

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Don't grow up....

It's a trap!

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Chocolate doesn't
ask questions.

Chocolate understands.

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A large group of people is called a "NO THANKS"

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"Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well?"

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Pleasing everyone is impossible.

Pissing everyone off is really fun and easy.

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You never know how many people you dislike until you have to name your child.

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Killer at work. Cuddler at home.

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Anybody looking for an unlicensed helicopter pilot? If so, give me a call. I am also unlicensed in plane piloting, train conducting, and ship captaining but I am always available.

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faith unites the wicked

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I GOTTA GET MY LIFE TOGETHER, THIS DAMN HEAT MADE ME REALIZE I CAN'T GO TO HELL

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if you look in a crowd of people you will always see that one guy that looks confused and has a sort of hopeful look like he's looking for free cake.

that's me.

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Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep my stuff!!

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Who put the alphabet in
alphabetical order?

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We Think To Much And Feel To Late!!

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Any stairway is a stairway
to heaven if you're clumsy
enough.

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IF YOU'VE LOST YOUR APPETITE TODAY...
I THINK I HAVE IT

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Why is it so hard in the morning?

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I USED TO JUST CRASTINATE, I GOT SO GOOD I WEN'T PRO -_-

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My age doesn't bother me...It's the side effects.

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I LICKED IT,
SO IT'S MINE

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Flutter by,
Butterfly.

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I can feel it
in my algorithm.

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My life is a series of awkward moments between snacks

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Sweating out my last brain cell

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bread is like the sun:

it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

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Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

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The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

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My immaturity keeps me young.

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Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

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At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

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finally friday.

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LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

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i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

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Humidity & heat: 1
Me: 0

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Fueled by the illusion

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Back away
from the chocolate

and no one gets hurt.

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There are two types of people..

Dumb and dumber

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DEAD INSIDE
BUT STILL HORNY

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Hearing your heels click on the floor sounds like power...

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ask-hole
(noun)

A person who constantly asks for advice yet always does the opposite

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Don't judge a book by its movie

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Perks of being my friend. . . .

You'll be the normal one. . .

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The climate is changing, why aren't we?

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In the end,
we are all just animals who claim to be human beings.

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You're on a ball of rock falling around a nuclear explosion. Its okay to feel overwhelmed sometimes.

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I am simultaneously thrilled and appalled at my own cosmic insignificance

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Life corrects the errors of logic.

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You remind me of a no thanks.

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age test -

Who remembers candy cigarettes

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Most people write 'congrats' because they don't know the spelling of 'congrajoolashions'.

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Stress is caused by giving a Fuck

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The invention of archery. . .

"Man i really want to stab that guy but he's way over there"

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Time stretches and squeezes.
Stars realign.
The universe conspires,
manoeuvres, orchestrates.

And here you are, thinking people meet by coincidence.

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I'm not unemployed, i'm NSFW

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I thought growing old
would take longer

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NEXT WEEK HAS BEEN EXHAUSTING

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If you tell a story about yourself, saying it was a friend of a friend is technically not a lie

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It is a beautiful thing
the way that music
can be a time machine

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We grow up in a world that encourages you to be better than everyone else at being like everyone else.

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When you get a call from an unknown number, answer by wishpering, its done but theres blood everywhere..

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the algorithms
are watching you

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I'm an instant human. Just add coffee.

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You're miserable because you're smart, be stupid to live happy.

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the
road less travelled
is shit

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I wanna be
16 again and ruin my life differently.
I got new ideas.

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i'm so bad: i told my gf that my grandma was a little hard of hearing, so speak louder and slower; i told my grandma that my gf was a little retarded, so please be patient with her.

now the fun begins...

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Social media has made to many of you comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the mouth for it..

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Knowledge seems like magic to the ignorant

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relearn
something
you once
loved

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Let's celebrate everything that has ever rescued us: some hands, a book, a song, a friend, a rainy afternoon, a coffee..

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it's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing me from reading my book.

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May your vibes shift the whole damn frequency of the room when you walk in

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I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

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It is the boy in the wheelchair
Smiling a bright-eyed smile
That shows how wise
A young soul can be.

It is the boy in the wheelchair
Watching other boys play
That shows the price
A young soul can pay.

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Symphonies of thoughts raging through my head as I try to calm down and go to bed.

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People keep mistaking my "wows" for compliments.

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I'm terrible at sexting I just say OK a lot.

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I dream of a world where a woman can walk home at 2am and no one has to text her to see if she got home safe.

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Sometimes...

the most productive thing you can do is relax.

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Sometimes...

the most productive thing you can do is relax.

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Sometimes...

the most productive thing you can do is relax.

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mom told me not to come home this late at night.

I started coming early in the morning

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One day I will rule the world, until then I'm going to bed.

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