shannonkwok's Posts

"If you want to be seen, stand up.

If you want to be heard, speak up.

If you want to be appreciated, shut up."

~ Bill Cosby

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If you don't know something,
ask Google.

If Google don't know the answer, you are really fucked up.

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the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

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When guys wait for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault.

When girls wait for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault.

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all women are crazy, but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.

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If alcohol isn't the answer, then obviously you're asking me the wrong question.

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Good friends are like underpants, they cover your ass when you need them to.

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Friends are
like bras:
they give you support, and they don't keep you hanging.

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Like me or not.

But if you don't, get at least out of my way.

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men say a women's place is in the kitchen, just remember, that's where all the knives are.

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Why can't a bike stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired!

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How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs your balls and says, "good job"?

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"Are you free tomorrow?"

No... I am f**king expensive.

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the
only
DATES
i get are

UPDATES

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my bed is a magical place where i suddenly remember everything i
was supposed to do.

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I'm going to get a dog and call it naked. Then, I'll go and walk naked down the street...

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Kid: Dad, can we go to McDonald's?
Dad: Only if you can spell McDonald's
Kid: *Thought for a minute, then turned around and said,* "Fuck that, can we go to KFC?"

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If someone says, they'll always be there for you... make sure you find out exactly where "there" is.

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Fact: Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: "Goodbye, school"

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I wanna be a nice person but everyone is so stupid.

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I think a lot, but i don't say much.

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sex without love is better than no sex at all...

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