lanacrown's Posts

This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

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Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

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#amber, #marie, #boyd

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If you're still looking for that one person to change your life..

Take a look in the mirror.

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intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask:

'Mother, what was war?'

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