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Me: Don't expect too much. I haven't bowled in years.
Him: Where's the confidence?
Me: I'm just confident in my abilities.
Me: *bowls a strike*
Me: In my defense, that was a fluke!
Him: *shocked* Nuh-uh!! I'm watching you now!
Me: *sly smile* Bet you are.