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Me: *is told toilet is ready for use* umm is there suppose to be water in that tank?
Dad: oh! I forgot to turn the water back on!
Me: ok well, there's a bomb in there that needs to go so what do I need to do?
Dad: *dies laughing* thats my little girl! Just turn the nob at the floor half a turn.