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I can count on one finger the number of times I have participated in 'drunken sex'

Seriously, I like to be sober in the moment so that I make sure I get a five-star rating on Yelp*. I can count on one finger the number of times I have participated in 'drunken sex' Seriously, I like to be sober in the moment so that I make sure I get a five-star rating on Yelp*.
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