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Me: *stuffs face w/buffalo wings, sauce dripping from my chin and running between my fingers* note to self, don't order wings on the first date.
Brother: *looks at me* no. Do it. Order them.
Me: *stops midbite* what?!
Brother: I'm serious. Do it. Test him. See how real he is.