At Christmas my carry luggage was stopped by TSA. The person called over somebody to look at my bag. The only thing I worried about was them giving away my surprise for TFG. Being broke is hard at this time of year. So I decided to give him a good surprise. Now TSA was looking at my luggage and going to spoil everything. The other person let it pass without problem. What was the magical gift I was bringing? Crisp bacon was the problem. I had cooked a lot for a Christmas surprise. I guess it looks different being x-rayed.

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