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a cop on horseback is waiting at a traffic light on christmas, when a little girl on a brand new bicycle pulled up beside him.
he says: wow thats a really nice bike. did santa give you that? she smiled and said yes.
then he says: next year, tell him to get you a rear light for it" and hands her a $20 ticket.
before he rode off she said: thats a really nice horse you have - did santa give you that? playing along he said yes.
she said: next year, tell him the dick goes underneath the horse- not on top.