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How did it get so late so soon?

Dr. Suess


Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

Dr. Suess
People in the UK don't call it covid-19. They just say "With all this shit going on."


Why do flat earthers not believe in flattening the curve?

Because it's hard to get their head around it.
I will miss this time when covid-19 is under control, not unemployed and deaths but the possibilities to be left on my own without disturbing humans around.


Some see the glass of water half-empty; some see the glass half-full. I see that someone back-washed into the glass. 

Nice....






Now we that we all work 
from home, seriously looking forward to relaxing at the office.
LEAVE ME A LOAN
Nothing's changed, surely?
As dangerous as before...
Except now there's beds.
what do you call 2 guys in a window?

Curt and Rod
Why don't flat earthers believe in flattening the curve?


No virus - no curve- no problem. Genius!
Interviewer:why did you left your last job?

guy: The company shifted the office and didn't tell me where it is..
what lies on the ground a hundred feet in the air?


a dead centipede


SIR, I'M   AFRAID YOUR DNA IS BACKWARDS!

AND?
If you pay 
close attention,
you'll notice 
something 
is different.
what do you call a gal at a BBQ?

Patty

What did the mayonnaise say when the girl opened the refrigerator?

Close the door, Im dressing!
why does Mr Krabs like to mop the floor so much?

he knows that inside every bucket, there's a buck

ALWAYS PRACTICE GOOD 
HIGH JEAN !
Government
by the people,
for the people,
not
by Trump, against the people.

Today is your day, your mountain is waiting. So get on your way.

Dr. Seuss



If you stand on your head, it might be said, a different way to see, might be just the thing you need.



quite
Q: why did humpty dumpty have a great fall?

A: to make up for a bad summer



  sexless
In 
Memory
Of
George
Floyd

                        Ofrkjr



How did human beings
ever get the keys to this
planet?






 microprogress
do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
who ever invented the
knock knock 
game should get no bell prize.
S       S       S       S
B       B       B      B
A       A       A      A 
R       R       R      R
G      G       G      G

A dyslexic poet
writes inverse