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Sometimes I just look up, smile and say I know that was You Lord, Thank You!!

*tilts head for selfie* 

*becomes dead to everybody*

You really hit my Funny-Bone in just the right place.
Stell dir vor, du triffst dich mit so ner Tussi von Snapchat und dann hat die gar keine Hundeohren...
there's a window open somewhere






My love for you is past the mind, beyond my heart and into my soul....
Someday the Boldomatic Community will discover me!

I just hope that when they do they don't have torches and pitchforks!


Hobbies:
Diarrhoea.

Not falling apart while being put to the test is definitely a good thing....
if my passion turns into a hobby I'm done



So they handcuffed me and said "Anything you say will be held against you".

So I said "Scarlet Johansonn".
Coffee to stay.
Giggle
instead
of 
Google

(Because we could ALL use a good laugh right about now!)

What can possibly be better than giggling?

It's when you can giggle with a friend....

Grass isn't always greener on the other side,  stay in your own yard!!

I have a serious problem with those 'Garden Gnomes' 

They are following me in the night and trying to steal 
my sanity
wo lassen Sie denken?
For some strange reason the word "nipple" still makes me giggle.

So what's your idea of a perfect date?

DD/MM/YYYY.

I find other formats a bit confusing...







you are the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy....








The heart knows when the search is over!



My memory of what money looks like has faded considerably.
why live vicariously when you can Love Actually



I'm suffering from CRS~Can't remember shit!
By Any Other Name...

Pro/Formal: "Peter"
Informal: "Pete"
Military: "Doc G"
Friends: "Pedro"
Family: "Dad"
Wife: "Babe" or "Lover"
Me: "You"


Nothing is more beautiful than a real smile that has struggled through tears.
Wo ich doch schon in deinem Herzen bin, kannst Du doch eigentlich auch in mein Bett kommen...
I am not in demand I am in need


"Man weiß nie, vor welchem größeren Unglück einen das Pech bewahrt hat.“
I am old enough to not know and admit it.


Don't some people in your life show you who you don't want to be?