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i'm not always an asshole, i fall asleep sometimes.
I'd explain it to you but I'm all out of puppets and crayons.
sweet kisses. every day, 3x. - your doctor
bold's nutjob of going through dozens of nutjob posts
I thought my panties matched my hair for a second, but I was mistaken.
Deja vu The feeling that you've seen this Bold before.
GET HELP WANTED
the only person i'm afraid of is myself. that fucker is crazy.
things. happen. for a reason.
mum: i'm going to Target to pick up some breast petals, do you want to come with me? me: what are breast petals? mum: they cover your nipples so people don't see how hard my nipples are. me: MOTHER OF GOD!!! mum: what? me: no mother i'm good you go on without me.
cracker? :)
Even the devil on my shoulder calls me a nutjob from time to time... WTF
This is my face. Perhaps you're the one who has to deal with that. 
You don't sing me love songs, you don't bring me flowers, you don't like my Facebook posts, anymore. 
Me: Hey we should try this You: Are you crazy? What kind of nutjob are you? Me: There's a kind?
I wear a sanity towel every month. It soaks up the madness...
I hope my sweetness is your weakness because I plan to have you some day.
COLD HEARTS ARE NEVER WARM WHEN YOU NEED THEM TO BE
after nut job, nut juice?
Listen To Your Heart And You Won't Get Lost
Let's hope this eclipse wipes us out
"What's wrong with you!?"
... sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't... Moral of the story, be YOURSELF, your amazing and awesome self! Shell, may or may not be included.
I just love to be under the influence of good music!! A little Bulleit Bourbon helps too!
Karma is a bitch, but I am a huge fan of her sisters. Grace and Humility.
I will second guess everything you do and say. I live in a parallel universe of what I think you really mean. I love you with all my nutjob heart, though. 
AFTER HIS SCULL HEALED, JOHNNY NEVER ASKED IF HIS DINNER WAS READY AGAIN.
Arzt: "Machen sie Extremsport?" Patient: "Ab und zu widerspreche ich meiner Frau."
We only regret the times we turned against our own souls
I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
Take care, Nostalgia could lead to Despair.
Leute, die mit ihrer Unzufriedenheit zufrieden sind, nennt man Nörgler.

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