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kind people and the other kind.




Honestly, 
can a person 
not have a 
breakdown 
in peace 
anymore?




I Guess I Need A Happy Ending!
I'm just a boy daydreaming about throat-punching everyone.


Wake Up People And Do What Your Heart's Desire

You're one of my kind

Hold On I Will Think Of A Good Bold Post As Soon As I Have My Morning Coffee With Some Good Sex On The Side,
The Side Of The Bed That Is, So Move Over And Let Me Enjoy Both Because I Like Them Hot
DAY 4:

AND THEY STILL DON'T KNOW I'M A MEERKAT ?
WITHOUT MY DOG'S MY WALLET WOULD BE FULL, MY HOUSE WOULD BE CLEAN BUT MY HEART WOULD BE EMPTY




And It Feels             So Good!
FLOORDROBE:

self explanatory
still unclear as to the technical details of loving myself
Become your demons nightmare.


"We are no longer accepting the things we can not change, we are changing the things we can no longer accept "


the nay sayers and the meh sayers
I'm Not In A Good Mood Anyway!!


         so go 
            ahead make 
               my day


JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CARRIES IT WELL
DOSEN'T MEAN IT ISN'T HEAVY.
Q: what do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

A: chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

Pasta La Vista Baby!
There are two kinds 
                                      of people: 

those who walk into 
a room and say
                        "There you are!"
and
those who walk into
a room and say
                                 "Here I am!"

                 ~ Abigail Van Buren
Hope is the first step!

..on the road to disappointment
There are people who always see the glass half full

And there are people just drinking it and don't give a shit
dont waste your life doing things you really dont want
to do







Don't Judge My Choices If You Don't Understand             My Reasons
Als Kind habe ich gern Fix und Foxy gelesen.



Heute bin ich es!



just fuck 'em all or don't fuck 'em at all!

SMILE JUST SMILE
My neighbour knocked on my door at 3 am this morning. Can you believe it, 3 am?!

Luckily for him, I was still up playing my drums.
„Der Chefarztposten für die Neurochirurgie ist wieder zu besetzen. Wer will, wer kann?“

„Der Müller könnte es machen.“

„Der ist doch Kinderarzt...?“

„Besseren Vorschlag?“

„Naja, approbiert ist er ja...gut, der Müller soll‘s machen!“

Wenn Politiker Ärzte wären.

We're  all safely endangered





there's those who try things and others who don't.






some people like their own posts.