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How did it get so late so soon? Dr. Suess
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. Dr. Suess
People in the UK don't call it covid-19. They just say "With all this shit going on."
Why do flat earthers not believe in flattening the curve? Because it's hard to get their head around it.
I will miss this time when covid-19 is under control, not unemployed and deaths but the possibilities to be left on my own without disturbing humans around.
Some see the glass of water half-empty; some see the glass half-full. I see that someone back-washed into the glass. Nice....
Now we that we all work from home, seriously looking forward to relaxing at the office.
LEAVE ME A LOAN
Nothing's changed, surely? As dangerous as before... Except now there's beds.
what do you call 2 guys in a window? Curt and Rod
Why don't flat earthers believe in flattening the curve? No virus - no curve- no problem. Genius!
Interviewer:why did you left your last job? guy: The company shifted the office and didn't tell me where it is..
what lies on the ground a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipede
SIR, I'M AFRAID YOUR DNA IS BACKWARDS! AND?
If you pay close attention, you'll notice something is different.
what do you call a gal at a BBQ? Patty
What did the mayonnaise say when the girl opened the refrigerator? Close the door, Im dressing!
why does Mr Krabs like to mop the floor so much? he knows that inside every bucket, there's a buck
ALWAYS PRACTICE GOOD HIGH JEAN !
Government by the people, for the people, not by Trump, against the people.
Today is your day, your mountain is waiting. So get on your way. Dr. Seuss
If you stand on your head, it might be said, a different way to see, might be just the thing you need.
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Q: why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? A: to make up for a bad summer
sexless
In Memory Of George Floyd Ofrkjr
How did human beings ever get the keys to this planet?
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do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
who ever invented the knock knock game should get no bell prize.
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A dyslexic poet writes inverse

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