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i'm not always an asshole, i fall asleep sometimes.

I'd explain it to you but I'm all out of puppets and crayons.
sweet kisses.
every day, 3x.

- your doctor
bold's nutjob of going through dozens of nutjob posts
I thought my panties matched my hair for a second, but I was mistaken.
                 Deja vu







The feeling that you've seen this Bold before.




GET HELP WANTED
the only person i'm afraid of is myself. 
that fucker is crazy.
things.
happen.
for a reason.
mum: i'm going to Target to pick up some breast petals, do you want to come with me?

me: what are breast petals?

mum: they cover your nipples so people don't see how hard my nipples are.

me: MOTHER OF GOD!!!

mum: what?

me: no mother i'm good you go on without me.











cracker? :)
Even the devil on my shoulder calls me a nutjob from time to time... WTF






This is my 
face. Perhaps 
you're the one 
who has to 
deal with that. 







You don't sing me 
love songs, 
you don't bring 
me flowers, 
you don't like my 
Facebook posts,


anymore. 




Me: Hey we should try this

You: Are you crazy?  What kind of nutjob are you?


Me: There's a kind?

I wear a sanity towel every month.
It soaks up the madness...
I hope my sweetness is your weakness because I plan to have you some day.
COLD 
HEARTS 
ARE 
NEVER 
WARM 
WHEN 
YOU 
NEED 
THEM 
TO 
BE

after 
nut job,
nut juice?
Listen 
To 
Your 
Heart
And 
You 
Won't 
Get 
Lost
Let's hope this eclipse wipes us out





 "What's wrong with you!?"
... sometimes you feel like a nut, 
and sometimes you don't...

Moral of the story, be YOURSELF, your amazing and awesome self! 

Shell, may or may not be included.






I just love to be under the influence of good music!!

A little Bulleit Bourbon helps too!
Karma is a bitch, but I am a huge fan of her sisters. Grace and Humility.






I will second guess 
everything you do and 
say. I live in a parallel 
universe of what I 
think you really mean. 
I love you with all my 
nutjob heart, though. 









AFTER HIS SCULL HEALED,
JOHNNY NEVER ASKED IF HIS DINNER WAS READY AGAIN.



Arzt: 
"Machen sie Extremsport?"

Patient:
 "Ab und zu widerspreche ich meiner Frau."
We only regret the times we turned against our own souls
I don't go crazy.

I am crazy.

I just go normal from time to time.
Take care, Nostalgia could lead to Despair.
Leute, die mit ihrer Unzufriedenheit zufrieden sind, 

nennt man Nörgler.