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Math. . . 

The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and  no one wonders why.
There is a 'shit' for every occasion. 
Whether its,

'No shit ? '

'You're shitting me ! ',  or

'That's good shit'.
 
Enjoy your shit responsibly



I believe a heart can be broken by words that never left one's lips.





Maybe yes, maybe no, but I believe someone that brings you the most joy can also bring you the most pain!

Let it be
but keep an eye on them




Our world is full of the ghosts of unspoken words and memories.
Sometimes I need a reality check. 
It's reassuring to know that I can trust my intuition.

Today I'm going to climb Mount Laundry
A lion does not ask permission before he eats a zebra. 

Lions cannot talk and zebras  will  not listen.
Don't try to fix someone else's broken heart, you may cut yourself on the shattered pieces.
I'm not asking for much, I'm just taking everything.
I keep catching myself out in thinking I need to work tomorrow ;)



I love how older people say "millenials can't even write in cursive" when they can't even turn their laptop on without wiring half their retirement money to a nigerian prince.




Happy or sad, tears are the result of feelings.
I don't need a whole lot, just be there and we'll figure the rest out together.


Promises are not forever. 
Reality is that they are broken every day.
if you
have
lost 
your 
instincts 
you
have
lost 
more
than 
your 
soul

My Mom thought that gmail was short
for "god mail"

Guess she has higher
expectations than I do
              IF
                   IT'S
       DARK

                     LOOK
                            FOR
            THE
                     STARS
Between sunrise and sunset there is day, and between sunset and sunrise there is night.
So you would think that day and night meet at both sunrise and sunset.
But dawn squeezes in around the time the sun rises, and dusk around the time the sun sets.

  =  >  รท


So which of you signed up for this life? 


Whoever it was is fired.
Some people are just blinded by the ass crack their nose is wedged into.



BUT I - BEING POOR -
HAVE ONLY MY DREAMS
I HAVE SPREAD MY DREAMS
UNDER YOUR FEET

                  TREAT SOFTLY
  BECAUSE YOU TREAT
                          ON MY DREAMS
 Unworthy is just another word for unknown worth.
I'm doing what I am pictured doing, as we speak.



We have all had cum on us
if ever you have made love, you will know, it is better than sex ...
none of this was my fault, and there is not much more I can learn from this lesson ...
Attract what you expect, reflect what you desire, become what you respect, mirror what you admire.







Love is strongest inspite of any doubts.


What is it with we women anyways with our obsession for pain in the name of beauty and paying more to buy less and being hung up on probiotic yogurt and organic salads and parasitic men being bad boys who make us eat ice cream and drink wine and begin diets we will never end and hardly have a breather after running around a toddler before we are ready to do it all over again with our kids kids? Punishment and pain must be stamped on our psyche!