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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist

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Dear maths, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

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Ever heard of "A life"?

Nah me neither Ill see how much it is on amazon later.

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them

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I get enough exercise pushing my luck

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I'm still waiting for the day I will actually use maths...

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My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.

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