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Tsuffy

"Joke" is my middle name!

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Tsuffy

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog

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People never say "It's only a game" when they're winning.

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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

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How do you identify a true music lover?

A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

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Pupil: Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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DAUGHTER TO MOTHER AT THE DINNER TABLE: "There's war, disease, poverty, and violent crime all over the world...and your greatest concern is me not eating peas!"

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The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?"

The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

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