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The sinking of Titanic must have been a miracle for the lobsters in the kitchen

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Tonk

The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle for the lobsters in the kitchen.

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I hate it when people make fun of me and it turns out they're right.

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Sorry,

I can't get out of bed today. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own.
If I leave now I might lose their trust.

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Relax....

We're all crazy.
It's not a competition.

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Im going to stand outside, so if anyone asks, im outstanding

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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they're made off or where they come from.

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Madness is déjà vu for death

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what if deja vu meant that you lost a life, and restarted at the last checkpoint

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