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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.

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Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.

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Dear icebergs, sorry to hear about global warming, karma is a bitch. Sincerely, the Titanic.

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If I had a nickel for every time you pissed me off, I'd put them in a bag and beat you with it.

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In movies when people go underwater, I always hold my breath to see if I would survive that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.

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Deja vu: when God thinks something is so funny he has to show it to his friends.

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When you think you're not happy with your LIFE, always think that someone is happy simply because you EXIST.

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1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you...

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