StrangerGod

Having a toddler is pretty cool... but its also kind of like hanging out with Charlie Sheen when he's out of cocaine.

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Being happily married is like being alivedly ubdead. It just really doesn't make any sense. Fuck it.
#fuckit

I killed my monkey. Well, i dont have a monkey, but if i did - hes fucking dead.

Sometimes you eat the douche and sometimes the douche... well it eats you.

I lost my other rockstar account TrainBirthday

So just like all this shit ya dig?

Yoga...

Even the word empties my mind.

Yoga fuck yourself.