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spreadmeister

Life is short. And so is your penis.

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Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.

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Don't compare your Chapter 1 to someone else's Chapter 20.

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Procrastination -

A long word that people probably won't even read.

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If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

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The
ugliness of your heart will always shift to
your face.

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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be.

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The sadest people seems to smile the most

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