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I prayed to God for a bike. I knew he didn't work that way. So I stole a bike and then prayed for forgiveness.

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Happy 2011! -Internet Explorer

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To realise anything, you need imagination and action.

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Dear God, please give me a fat bank account and a slim body this year.
Please don't mess it up like last year.

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having to reread the same line because I forgot what I read

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It takes 43 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and bitch slap that motherfucker

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safety in numbers?

tell that to 6million jews

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