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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

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Have you ever just looked at someone, & automatically felt annoyed?

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I don't approve of political jokes

I've seen too many of them get elected.

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A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

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If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

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An Ex is called an Ex
because they're an
EX-ample of who not to date next time.

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Sometimes...
You just gotta treat life like a bad lay...
Make funny faces & pretend you're having a good time.

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Quiet people have the loudest minds.

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