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sagej

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it's 4 pm and you've achieved literally nothing

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Calm down, browser.
I cant make a connection either.

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has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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some people always make my day...

...worse

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People
who dont understand sarcasm
are awesome.

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She sold seashells, down by the shore. But seashells don't sell; so now, she's a whore.

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i hope your day is as nice as your butt.

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I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

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