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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

jim carrey

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having sex is like playing bridge.if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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"give me the bad news first."
"You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?"
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
"Oh. Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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