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When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational..

Why?
Because the leather smells like a new car.

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it wouldn't be as fun if it didn't hurt a little

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Only five Minutes longer, then i go to Bed.

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There are five types of fear.

1. terror
2: panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4: username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk

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Burn that bridge when you come to it.

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I envy people who can go to sleep seconds after closing their eyes

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It's been almost 3 years since the end of the world in 2012.

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My friend said onion is the only food that makes her cry, So I picked up a coconut and threw it at her head,
oops! guess she was wrong.

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