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niklnikl

I like it when good things happen to other people. I'm funny that way!

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Rumors of my demise are slightly exaggerated.

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Marriage is a three ring circus.
First there's the engagement ring.
Second there's the wedding ring.
And finally there's the suffering.

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Everyone has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. ;)

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My friend said he thinks his wife is dead. I asked him why he thought so. He said the sex was the same, but she hasn't made a meal or done the laundry in days.

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Sorry is the hardest word to say. Unless you're Chinese. Then it's squirrel.
Or Rubbery.

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Where can I purchase a Peach Tree Dish? Do I have to go all the way to Georgia?

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I'm not great at advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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