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Darth Vader died for your sins.

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If I am ever in a coma and have to be connected to machines to be kept alive, someone please clear my browsing history.

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I went out with a girl with a stutter. When the waiter asked for her order she said, "Na-na-na-na-na-na-" So I helped her out by saying, "BATMAN."

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Between 1500 BC and 1950 AD in Norway there was not a single school shooting and no gang violence whatsoever. Clearly it is time we let Odin and Thor back into our schools and our government.

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I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman... but I have woken up with a few.

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BATMAN:

Because a guy in a cape fighting a guy dressed like a clown is just cool somehow.

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Wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account.

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Santa Claus
The Easter Bunny
The Tooth Fairy
The Devil
Jesus Christ

What do they have in common?

Figments of your fucking imagination!!!

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