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i grew up in a family so poor, if i haven't had a vagina i wouldn't have anything to play with

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Lisa hat 18 Snickers. Sie isst 4 sofort.
8 tauscht sie gegen 10 Mars.
Sie verkauft 6 Mars und kauft 2 Big Mac.

Wieso trägt sie Leggins?

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FINALABA!!!!!!!!

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Wow...
it turned out that I'm not a Ninja.

That really hurt...

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lang+dünn sind nur dann positive eigenschaften, wenn man selbst eine Pommes ist.

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Don't have a valentine on Valentine's Day?

Dont be sad,
you didn't have Aids on World Aids Day neither.

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the angry pirate:

when somebody is giving you head
You pull out and blow it directly in her/his eye and hit her/his knee at the same time

now you see a angry person jumping on one leg and covering one

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mein
selbstbewusstsein heisst vodka

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