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Mem24601

Why isn't there a sarcastic font?

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If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower back at them. And don't forget the flower pot that comes with it.

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Heat makes things expand so I don't have a weight problem. I'm just hot.

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"Wow! That Lean Cuisine really filled me up", said no one ever.

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If you listen carefully, you can hear Monday sharpening its claws.

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My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.

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I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something.

I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.

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"Does this blouse make me look fat?"

"No, it's the fat that makes you look fat."

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