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Teacher: "Why is your cat in school?"

Kid: "Because i heard dad say to mom, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' "

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Tell a therapist, not Facebook.

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Life is never boring with a dirty mind ;)

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nash grier is perfect

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Just about anything can sound dirty if you think about it.

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I study,
I take the test,
I pass it,
I forget what I learned.

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That moment when your alarm clock decides to ruin your whole morning.

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How are 11 year olds in relationships and kissing and stuff, when i can't even talk to the check out person at the store without stuttering.

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