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malwal

some life notes by a girl in Sweden!

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

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sex without love is better than no sex at all...

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A guy with a gun enters a bar.

"Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" he snarled.

A voice was heard in the background, "You don't have enough bullets mate!"

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I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.

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Oral sex was illegal in Canada untill 1969.

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I WANT TO BE THE REASON YOU LOOK DOWN AT YOUR PHONE AND SMILE.
AND THEN WALK INTO A POLE.

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We live in a world were losing your phone is more dramatic then losing your virginity.

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An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

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