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I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look..that one is shaped like an idiot."

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Never wrestle with a pig. You will get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Dear Life, when I asked "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO THE WOMEN BEFORE ME WHO FOUGHT FOR MY RIGHTS

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Dogs can be our best friends, but a cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is

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Have you ever looked at someone's Facebook status and thought: "Oh just shut the fuck up!"

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Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

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So much to do today and so little time to procrastinate

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