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KumailNanjiani

Silicon Valley. Portlandia. Adventure Time. The Meltdown w Jonah & Kumail. The Indoor Kids.

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KumailNanjiani

Some day there will be a book about this whole Trump thing called "A Confluence of Horse Shit."

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Trump attorney general nominee Jeff Sessions prosecuted civil rights activists for trying to register Black voters.

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Has it always felt like the world is falling apart or is it just falling apart more than normal right now?

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My superpower is I can tell whenever a coffee cup in a movie or TV show is empty. (Law & Order hasn't had liquid in a coffee cup in 20 yrs.)

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Hey remember when that guy used to refer to Elizabeth Warren as Pocahontas because she's Native American? That man is now President.

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I know there's lots of breaking news, but also: kids are still in cages.

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Billion dollar idea: A printer that actually works all the time.

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Mountain Dew should be a way more standard soda option.

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