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"Bad habits are similar to mad rabbits. You can wring them by the neck but that won't stop a few more from appearing. Whether that implies you should fuck a rabbit or strangle your wife I've no idea!" - Max Monroe

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"Some days I have a sip of mango juice and it will taste a little bitter. It makes me wonder whether this is because of the fruit or just my shit personality." - Max Monroe

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Dont have a cow! Throw down a towel!

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In the interest of all involved. You are now reading the personal musings of characters created by Jonty Czuchwicki.

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"You can't just throw up in our vicinity, such a lack of autonomy should at least be conspicuous!" - Max Monroe

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"Chivalry might be dead, but necrophilia my friend, is rising in popularity!" - Max Monroe

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