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kapoormatti

I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

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the bad news is:
time flies...

the good news is:

you are the pilot.

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Out of all of my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

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Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play 'hide and seek'

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I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.

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I TRY TO BE A
NICE PERSON...
BUT SOMETIMES
MY MOUTH
DOESN'T
COOPERATE.

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SOME PEOPLE
SAY SORRY
IN THE TONE OF WHATEVER

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Life is what happens to you when your internet data pack expires.

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