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joshgondelman

Writer, @LastWeekTonight.

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got fired from fashion police for saying everyone looks nice

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i love it when i guess my passwords correctly.

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Every app is like: "Please rate and review us so we can ignore your needs and judo-twist your desires into new ways to extract maximum value from you in a way that would make Kafka dizzy from irony."

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Nothing makes four drinks seem like a good idea like three drinks.

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ME: "I've had kind of a rough day."
DEMOCRACY: "Oh, you think so do you?"

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If your coffee shop has a passive aggressive "no wifi pretend it's the old days" sign I'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee.

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I bet Paul Ryan wishes he could call people personally on the phones they can barely afford to tell them he's taking their insurance away.

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Best Actor now goes to the guy from La La Land for not swearing when they took the Oscar back from him.

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