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Jonesey

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

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Even if there was no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

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I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

I'm also deaf in one ear.

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if you broke my heart i would still scoop up the pieces and put them in your hands...

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Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drunks go to parties.

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I don't know how to act my age; I have never been this age before.

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If you are sad about being alone on valentine's day, just remember no one loves you on the other days of the year either...

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I don't get drunk.

I get awesome.

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