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Nothing is Everything
Everything is Nothing
IS!

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What if this chain of existence and incarnations or 'whatever' is a constantly rising and widening spiral, and the learnings although repeated happen on a higher level each cycle or turn of the spiral?

And if so, maybe at some level we finally learn and take to heart and live the lesson: that there is no need for greed or wars or hunger or sickness or suffering, that we all are one, and this notion of separation, of there being an "other" outside and separate from "ourselves," is simply that,
an illusion.

Reposted from Krisargent

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You have to be smart to be a smart ass otherwise you're just an ass!

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Halfway through my half gallon of ice cream I noticed the servings per container count. Whoever decides the amount per container needs to reevaluate their findings

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One who loved what love denied
Put into a room a thousand years wide.

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I woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand....

@Krisargent;

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I wish all the super rich assholes who want to have their utopian globalist world would create a virtual realty of their own and live in that while the rest of us clean up this mess and help mother earth heal herself.

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All souls are created with God's Light; however, their
environment and their vicinities are separate.

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Shapes of every size
Move behind my eyes
Doors inside my head
Bolted from within
Every drop of flame
Lights a candle in
Memory of the one
Who lives inside my skin
I can tell you why
People go insane!
I can show you how
You could do the same

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reposted by FightClub

A lonely figure

In a nonexistant
line

I wait for hours

Oh banks close on saturday

#haiku

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My girlfriend is like my big toe, she gets banged on every piece of furniture in the house...

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My girlfriend is like my big toe, she gets banged on every piece of furniture in the house...

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My girlfriend is like my big toe, she gets banged on every piece of furniture in the house...

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$WELCOME ,,,, ( • •) \ ' / , , , : | | //$

Ode to a
Dying
System

By: Sanguine
Hope

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Slow
&
Low
that is the
Tempo!

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Sacrificing chastened thoughts

While visions pass unto the wind

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I'd like to; Arch myself-shed my Skin

I'd like to; Swallow life, drink it in

I'd like to; taste colors that are deep in view

I'd like to; dance in fire with you

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I'd like to; walk beside my hidden fear
I'd like to; gaze into the clear
I'd like to; have my spirit unbound and free again
I'd like to; live without this constant pain

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Seems a
bit
"IFFY"
to me

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A man about to undergo heart surgery asked the surgeon:
"How often do people die during the procedure?"
The Dr. replied "just once!"

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Did you know that no one really knows. Although most act like they know and some know it wouldn't make a difference if they actually did know because everyone is full of shit and no body would believe you anyways. Hopefully I will make it home in time for the late show...

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There you go man
Keep as cool as you can
Face piles of trials with smiles
It riles them to believe
That you perceive the web they weave
And keep on thinking free

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I think,
I think I am
Therefore
I am, I think

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Because the truth, it's hard to swallow, that's what the war of love is for

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They scrimped and saved and suffered
To send you off to school
But if they'd had the cash they could've bought the class
And a different set of rules

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The only place where you can dream
Living here is not what it seems
Ship of white light in the sky
Nobody there to reason why
Here I am, I'm not really there
Smiling faces ever so rare

#fkD-jzgMXE

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Sometimes I feel like I am my future self living in my past while the here and now is constantly changing.
No wonder I'm always a day late and a dollar short!

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Have you ever been daydreaming while driving, then arrive at your destination and realize you've been daydreaming and don't recall the couple miles you've driven and how the hell you got to where you are without crashing? Thank God for built in autopilot!

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The silence from which all sounds emerge and to which they all return

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The paradox that cannot be resolved by thought, only lived in awareness

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All problems have solutions.

Sometimes
aquiring the solution creates problems

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reposted by BoldDelight

Droplets of yes and no

in an ocean of maybe

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There is a better chance at creating whirled peas....

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They've tried peace through strength and peace through force. How about peace through love and peace through trust? Oh yeah there's not enough of that to go around...

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Before the begining there was an end; or was there?

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Thoughts Create;
Thinking Destroys

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Mindfullness

Matters

Unless you don't

Mind

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There are a total of 142 side effects for naproxin 12 are more common 28 are less common and 102 are rare. The odds are in favor of adding more discomfort to your current ailment but that's ok they have a pill for that....

#endless

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And Like A Spark Inside The Dark, The Answer Came Quite Clear...

#endless

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Irony; Served With A Twist!

#endless

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Mean people suck, nice people swallow

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And the parting on the left is now parting on the right And the beards have all grown longer overnight...

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Alls I know is: We are all in the "ALL" and the "ALL" is in all but we are not the "ALL"

#endless

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If you can not get something from nothing that would imply it always was and therefore always will be.

#endless

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Foot to floor, floor to ground, ground to roots, roots to trees, trees to sky, sky to universe, universe to....

#endless

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people...

#endless

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I must have been a travel agent in my past life because I love to tell people where to go, how to get there and what to do when they get there...

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Ever wonder what that white stuff is on top of bird droppings? It's white shit.

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And they don't really know even what their talking about; and I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve.

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Everybody's got opinions

But nobody's got the answers

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If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence; you should take better care of your side of the fence...

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I recieved a paralellagram today.
It turns out I sent it to myself from a parallel universe... It says "Have a Nice Day"

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Quick to judge, quick to anger
Slow to understand
Ignorance and prejudice
And fear, walk hand in hand

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Live like murder
Die like suicide
S.G. C.C.

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A test tube baby has a womb with a view.

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Know what is bizarre?

Stem cell beef.

WTF?

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QWERTYUIOP
ASDFGHJKL
ZXCVBNM
[space] [return]

The qwerty alphabet

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when a person dies, all the atoms that make up the body do not just disappear they get recycled into the enviroment and make new molecules and organisims. I didn't look at it quite that deeply before. It's crazy to think that some of the atoms in my body could be from anything or anyone in the past. It truly is endless

#endless

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#endless

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If you're Asian in the kitchen and African in the bedroom what are you in the bathroom? European

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The bouquet has set a course for bloom without decay. So get your broom and sweep the echoes of yesterday's broken dreams away

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It's nice out here on the fringes of society...

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Letting go is not so much as losing, it's sometimes necessary to allow for something new

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What's the deal with almond milk? How do they get milk? An almond doesn't have tits, it's a nut. Hey wait a minute...

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Thinking for yourself means you can no longer blame others for your ignorance

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False
Evidence
Appearing
Real

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"It becomes a simple matter of self-interest"

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"Fear is a parasitic life form that cannot live separated from your life forces"

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Truth by nature, is the Light. Fear cannot, by it's nature, be in the light without dying.

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"Fear is the first lie, the lie that tells you that you are separated from the whole"

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reposted by Krisargent

"Intelligence exists in all life, regardless of whether it has a brain or not"

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"A brain is an instrument of intelligence, while intelligence is a force"

"Intelligence is the force of life expressing itself in created form"

"the existential proposition
that truth and
reality are constructed fictions"

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So if a man has more than one wife he's called a polygamist, but if a woman has more than one husband she's called a two timing whore?

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NET-WORK

PROGRAMING

on the

TEL-A-VISION

#idiot, #box, #boob, #tube

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Imposture
Imposturing
Impostors

And the like

#endless

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Protesting
Paid
Protesters

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ABACAB

Some where there's a hole in a window pane

Do you think I'm to blame?

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EXIT
STAGE
<----

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People always say to me:

"You have an
answer for
everything
don't you"

#endless

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#endless

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#endless

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One thing about having an unusual name is, you can't say:
"I'm sorry you must have the wrong John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmitt".

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I can remember what car I drove 40 years ago but I can't remember where I put my keys 2 minutes ago!

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It's been so hot lately, the cockroaches are wanting to hang out in the refridgerator.

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Be one with all that is without ones self.

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"Bluggy fullin baesards motten ROCK -N-ROLL!"

A quote from Ozzy.

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I say goodbye to romance, yeah
Goodbye to friends, I tell you
Goodbye to all the past
I guess that we'll meet, we'll meet in the end... R.I.P. Ozzy you are loved and will be missed

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If I have to do this all over again, I'd ask if I could sit this one out...

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I'm suspicious of people who do not like dogs, but I trust a dog when it dosen't like a person.

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If you can not be a
poet,
be the poem

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How many like him,
Are there still
But to us, all
Seem to have lost the will
They lie in thousands
Plagued and lost
Is nothing worth this bitter cost

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Look before you leap has never been the way we keep, our road is free

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Hold onto the lead with all your will and concede, you'll find there's life

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Lemon
Trees
on
Mercury

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Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda

#summery, #Siouxz2#.

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If it's true that the outside world is a reflection of our inner selves then at least half of the worlds population needs to brighten up their inner selves...

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Some draw it some cross it
you can stand in it you can get out of it you can be in the front, the middle, the back, or any place amongst it. You can fall in it, you can be down it, or it can be up. What is "IT"?

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I have summery teeth

Some are here some are there

#summery

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We eat the night We drink the time.
Make our dreams come true.
And hungry eyes are passing by on streets we call the zoo.

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The best piece of advice I was given was from my scuba diver instructor. Do not panic was the only rule to follow when you find yourself in a bad situation. Panic= poor decisions= injury or death

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As the mad men play on words
and make us all dance to their song
to the tune of starving millions
to make a better kind of gun

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Attention is an extension of mental energy

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Your attention directs your mental energy, and that mental energy in turn influences your vibratory rate

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The people who stood tallest in the storm were not the ones who knew all the answers they were the ones who asked the right questions.

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reposted by FightClub

Summertime
_O )_______
_O )________
Rolls

#summery

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Never Rub Another Mans Rhubarb

#summery

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"You know, polty's just another way
of sayin'
chicken"

#jack, #nicholson#, #goin, #south#

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The sun's not yellow,
it's
chicken!

#tombstone, #blues#

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Charismatic

Boldomatic

Automatic

#summery

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Garanz
Ballbearanz

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Your Mind is a muscle, you need to exercise it!

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And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes...

i'll see you on the dark
side of the moon...

Brain Damage

Pink Floyd

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reposted by FightClub

PP, PE, BR, BD, DS, MF.

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Amplified Snail
Sex

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Noticing things like you're experiencing it for the first time helps the beautiful, strange and exciting things shine through even in the dullest moments.

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reposted by FightClub

The pieces of my puzzle keep crumblin' away but I know there is a picture for me..

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Maybe having the instinct to poke the unknown and then asking "what is it?"

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I asked Siri "what is the meaning of life" Siri replied with
"Putting your
right foot in, and your right foot out, then back in again, then shaking it all about. That, I'm reliably informed, is what it's all about."

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lifes only as bad as you make it out to be. its got nothing to do with the way it is.

Reposted from siouxz

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Give me My Time
And
Let Me Be

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Idiots Rule

with

Pigs in Zen

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The only enemy of mankind is hatred

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I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe....

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On the "road of life" Some times ya have to give up the steering wheel to get back on track.

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$United we Stand /\^/\^/\^/\^ ^/\^/\^/\^/\ Divided we Fall$

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If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change....

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Get your facts in order first, then you can distort them as you please

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The Battle of Evermore

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Change is scary
Change is inevitable
Change is necessary

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Believe none of what you read, half of what you see, and everything I tell you

#frenemy

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Society does not promote people contributing positively; protesting, feeling victimized, being outraged, undermining, sabotaging, and destroying are what gets the most attention currently

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Mass education in general chiefly rewards compliance and obedience, not personal growth and happiness.

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Too many people only feel alive when they have negative emotions that they've been reinforced constantly into believing is what fulfillment is.

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News Flash!

Lightning
storm kills 1,
reanimates 2

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My other car is a piece of shit too

#80’s, #bumper, #stickers#

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Nuke the whales

#80’s, #bumper, #stickers#

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Save the whales, Harpoon a fat chick

#80’s, #bumper, #stickers#

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Who controls the present now?

@zeux

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Weather report: 75 degrees outside
Feels like 80 degrees
Me: WTF? How would he know what the temp outside feels like? He's inside a climate controlled room. Who really knows what 80 degrees feels like anyhow? I have 3 built in temperature sensors Hot Cold and Just right.

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Ideological subversion...
or psychological warfare ... changes] the perception of reality ... to such an extent that despite the abundance of information, no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interests of defending themselves, their families, their community
and their country.

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"Know Your Enemy"

#frenemy

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Some admit they do not know. Some pretend to know. Few really know, which can be debatable. Me? I'll let you know when I get there.

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If you learn to be obedient to the system you won't have to live on lentils
Or if you learn to live on lentils you won't have to be obedient to the system....

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It's pretty amazing that our society has reached a point where the effort necessary to extract oil from the ground, ship it to a refinery, turn it into plastic, shape it appropriately, truck it to a store, buy it and bring it home is considered less effort than what it takes to just wash the spoon when you're done with it...

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Six months ago I ordered a book titled "How to Scam Anyone" It still hasn't arrived yet....

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Some people are like clouds,

once they disapear,

it's a beautiful day!

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Compromise, conformity
Assimilation, submission
Ignorance, hypocrisy
Brutality, the elite

#frenemy

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honestly, the voice of reason needs to be much louder.

Reposted from CurrentNobody

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"Invisible fences"

The things that influence people's behaviour for reasons they don't understand.

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Spirit is the power that breathes life into
all created form.

Spirit is life's true identity.

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The Truth is; You are the Truth. It is not external to You...

#honest

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Some spend a lifetime seeking it. Legal systems demand it, you can be sued if your business doesn't practice it. Philosophers define it, scientists measure it, religions exalt it, and we all fight over it.

#honest

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The reality that you live is nothing more than an audio-visual demonstration of where your attention is...

#honest

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No one but your divine Spirit can tell you your truth, where you should be, or what you should be doing

#honest

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The only people that should be worried are the dishonest ones.

#honest

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Cyn ypu ryud twks?

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It's about time the Federal government gets audited

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Like the old saying goes “you cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”

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Break through the illusion of pseudo-reality created by the tyranny of fear-filled thinking

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In the puzzle of life, all the pieces that you need are present and all the pieces that are present are needed...

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On the other side of fear lies freedom

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LOVE dissolves all religious, national and cultural boundaries

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Practicing
Proper
Procedures
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

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This song is from 1980 (not the video)

www.youtube.com

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My wife told me I should be a travel agent because I love to tell people where to go and how to get there

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My wife told me I should be a travel agent because I love to tell people where to go and how to get there

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((((o))))
))))n((((
((((d))))
))))u((((
(((( l ))))
))))a((((
(((( t ))))
)))) i ((((
((((O))))
))))n((((

#word, #of, #the, #day#

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Day 1 and I ain't got nothin' done!

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There are those that know but do not know they know.
Then there are those who think they know but they don't really know.
Then there are the fortunate ones who know and know they know, they all gather together at Boldomatic!
Happy New Years to all!

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I'm not superstitious but I just saw a white cat swimming backwards in front of my canoe...

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I'm not stuporsitious, I'm a bad smeller

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Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Hypocrisy knows no boundaries!

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When you are cut off from your inheritance
you have...

#trust-issues

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Believe none of what you read, half of what you see and everything I tell you...

#trust-issues

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$^ / \ /---\ /GET\ /OVER\ / IT \$

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I'd rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned...

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Tonights fight is a classic age and treachery v.s. Youth and skill. We shall see how much skill this particular youth has. We know the other is definitely treacherous.

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Here's to beer and beer to cheer, for those who disagree, fuck them and here's to you and me!

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Smartigan

A new RX that might help unawareness
possible side effects: the suden urge to jump out of a window. Brain aneurysm. Anal seepage and in rare cases, death. Ask your doctor if Smartigan is right for you...

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www.youtube.com

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Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand Ignorance and prejudice and fear, walk hand in hand.

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I heard a voice saying you've got a choice, the hammer or the nail....

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To form ones own opinion is difficult until you become COMPLETLEY honest with yourself.

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Now matter how many times you analyze "shit" it always ends up being shit

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The evidence is not always evident

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It's difficult to discern the world with all of the B.S. being thrown around.

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I do not take advise from people who can't take their own advise

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Proof is
in the
pudding

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Turning shit into shinola
for over 50 years

The way I see it, we're dead or we're alive

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Will you pardon me and tiptoe through the tulips with me....?

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Yeah because the last 4 years of war that the last administration funded and made money off of is not cruel or greed... ya think?

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A pizza without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze

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Self inventory is good to find out just how much you really love yourself..

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<><><><><><>< > break the chain that holds you back > <

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$/|\ / | \ / | \ On the road again!$

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Why does a test tube baby cost more than a natural born baby? The baby has a womb with a view....

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It's a two way street you don't always get your way

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Two can be as bad as one it's the loneliest number since the number one.

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It's easy to go along with the crowd and find later on that your say ain't allowed.
That's the way to find what you've been missing....

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Don't be fooled by the radio, T.V. or the magazines..
Styx:
The Grand Illusion

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Age and Treachery will always prevail over youth and it's wisdom....

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Instead of pointing out all of the bad things that happen to me today, I will point out all of the good things that happen to myself today. At the end of the day I might be a bit happier than usual...

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Considerably Consider Considering
Considerations

Please & Thank You

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What does P-Diddy serve at his parties?

Penis Butter and But Jelly sandwiches...

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Have you heard about Pee Wee Herman? He won't be coming in a theater near you...

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My 3 year old daughter and I have looked into the eye of a Humpback whale that gently swam up sideways alongside the catamaran, her eye was full of compassion and curiosity. I believe they have a soul and are concious beings

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Kindness is free yet it seems these days kindness is not freely given...

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Opinions do not define your reality...

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Just how quick is quick sand?

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Did you know sliced bread was made available in the market only 96 years ago? We have come a long way since sliced bread...

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Love is like candy upon a shelf, if you would like a taste of it just help yourself.

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At any given point in existence can be seen as the center, including yourself if you take that point of view...

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What's the difference between pussy and weed? You can smell good weed from across the room..

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One must leave the house in order to find the way back home....

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I do not understand how a person can vilify some one whom they have never met.

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How many politicians will it take to Make America Great Again? None, it's "We the People" remember?

#maga

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The difference between theory and practice is that in theory there is no difference

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I was sitting in the back of my friends truck with his dog. A man walked up and asked if my dog bites I said "no" he went to pet the dog and got bit hey you said your dog doesn't bite! I replied "that is not my dog"

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I got a traffic ticket at a stop sign. I thought it was an acronym for: Spin Tire On Pavement

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When people begin to ignore human dignity, it will not be long before they begin to ignore human rights.

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Why is it that those who complain the most contribute the least?

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Money can't buy happiness Poverty can't buy anything

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You have to get off your ass to get on your feet...

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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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Well I rolled the bones
To see who'd own
My mind and what's within
And it's a given rule
That we're all fools but need to have a little sin

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To thyne own self be true, everyone else can kiss my ass, not on the right side, not on the left side, right in the middle!

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Once anything is labeled it gets put into a category; once categorized it becomes identified; once identified it becomes limited to all of the above titles which in turn stops it from achieving the full potential it has to offer.

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Rage Against the Machine!

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The post office is recalling the vagina shaped stamp because only 3% of men know how to properly lick them.

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What does 80 year old pussy taste like? "Depends"

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Shitting Shitty Shitters Shit
Shittly Shits Shittily

By Sir John Crapper

#funnybooktitles

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Sometimes i feel like a mushroom "Kept in the dark and fed a bunch of Bullshit"

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Todays breakfast consisted of corned beef hash hash browns and hash buds. What can I say? I love Hash!
Hash a nice day!

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When the words are read and hit your brain so hard that it makes the mind wider, deeper, richer, ... i find this on BOLDOMATIC!

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How to confuse an archaeologist, give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from.

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It's "Hump Day"

so stay in bed and... well you get the picture

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Haveyoueverwrotealongletteronashortpieceofpaper?

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What is normal?

A setting on your washing machine

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Hand tools were ahead of their time; being cordless....

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Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,
the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

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Bury the Bone

By: Ben Dover

#funnybooktitles

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How to Patch Concrete

By: Phill McCracken

#funnybooktitles

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Another Drunken Night

By: Carrie Meholm

#funnybooktitles

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Stupider
Stupidity

By: Derpy Glaikit

#funnybooktitles

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I rarely tell people what to do but when I do it's usually "Fuck Off"

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I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself....

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No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun...

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

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Then one night as I walked I heard your body talk I saw a shooting star.
In some magnetic trance our beating hearts would dance and crash down from afar.
Oh how strange fate is.

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There is no such thing as war crimes and war atrocities. War IS the crime and war IS the atrocity...

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Try and mimic what's insane.
I am in it, where do I stand?

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The squeaky wheel gets the grease but it can also be replaced....

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? Let's just say a hen is only the egg's way of making another egg...

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Stand for something,
or you'll fall for anything

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Just victims of the in house drive by.
They say jump you say how high?

Three thousand sails on high are straining in the wind.
A raging sea below, is this voyge coming to an end?

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Pause Rewind, replay
Warm memory chip
Random sample
Hold the one you need...

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The time has come to close your eyes And still the wind and rain
For the one who will be king
Is the watcher in the ring
It is you.....

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Iv'e been known to hang with a crazy bunch, what some call pussy we call lunch.

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An easy way for the blind to go
A clever path for the fools who know
The secret of the Hanged Man, the smile on his lips.

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I find it important to get out of the house every now and then to remind myself why I don't like to go out...

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Talk about irony;
A movie about the flat earth society has won the Golden Globe Awards...

#irony

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Talk about irony;
Red White & Blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

#, #irony

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As long as gasoline is available to anyone with out permits or back ground checks, gun control is besides the point.

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There isn't any court of appeal from your own stupidity on the road.

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We are only living in the memories of our future selves....

@currentnobody

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Thinking is the best way to travel...

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BIGIBIG B G
I I I
GIBIG G B
I I I
B B G
I I I
G GIBIGIB

#big-words

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The Subtle Art of Procrastination

By: Seymour & Dooless

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Hanging from the cobwebs in your mind, it looks like a long long way to
....F
A
L
L......

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In case you were wondering...I still don't give a shit..

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It takes letters to write A WORD and it takes WORDS to write A letter...

#big-words

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Into the Abyss

By: Chase Canyon

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Stop crying
&
Try
Trying

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4
FUCK'
S A K E

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Any one care for a penis butter but jelly sandwich?

And realising the Universal tendency in the same direction in spite of apparent evidence to the contrary. We are all on The Path--and the road leads upward ever, with frequent resting places.

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The true Meaning of Life is not known to men on this plane .if, indeed, to any--but the highest authorities, and our own intuitions, teach us that we will make no mistake in living up to the best that is in us so far as is possible

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If you can not have something from nothing, then it must have always been. Therefore it will always be.

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What is it? It's
"IT"

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By going far enough in any extreme, you soon end up at the other extreme.

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youtu.be

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"Bitch" can be used at the end of any sentence and will sound correct. Don't believe me? Well then try it, bitch!

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It's not so simple as I try to wish, but then again what is?
There is no other worthy quest, so on I go.

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What's pleasing to the eye, in my delusion of sight.
Is not what I find when I reach into the light.

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Some people are an inspiration for the ways that I would not ever chose to be.

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Conspiracy theories are no longer theories when they are actually happening.

When a person points it out they are labeled a "crazy person".

Well that makes me about as crazy as they get .

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Common sense is like deoderant.

The people who need it most never use it.

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How does a beer sound?

"Glugg glugg glugg, ahhh!"

Just like that

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Capital One: What's in your wallet?
Me: None of your fucking business!

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What goes up must come down and the magic world spins around and around...

Fuck It.....
Before it Fucks
You

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I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good.

I wish I was the full moon shinning off a camero's hood.

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Loneliness won't leave me alone

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Q: What does Earth and pizza have in common?

A: They are both flat and round with a crust on the outside edge...

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The Road to Redemption

By: Rocky Redimere

#spiritual

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T aking R eal U nderstanding T o
H eart

#spiritual

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Earplugs; are not just for the jobsite.

#tip, #of, #the, #day#

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I was made with a heart of stone. To be broken with one hard blow.

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Tongue
My
Bung!

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If you see birds flying upside down. It's because there ain't nothing worth shitting on.

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I don't question our existence,
I just question our modern needs

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All the
simple things in
life
are
complicated

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Based on genuine intelligence, just how safe is artificial intelligence?

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Some men need the killer weed. Some men need cocaine. Some men need that cactus juice to purify their brain. Some men need 2 women some need alcohol. Every body needs a little some thing but lord I need it all!.....To get my..

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I am often asked what is it like to be right all the time. My reply is, "Normal"

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I must have super powers that I was not aware of: I seem to be able to be at fault for other peoples actions... Which would mean I can control their thoughts and actions.

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Asshole or whole ass? you decide

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How you treat the weak is your true nature calling.

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In God we trust. All others pay cash.

#spiritual

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Could A.I. (artificial intelligence)
be the Anti Christ
that the Bible speaks of?

#spiritual

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Why is it called the "web"? Or the "interNET"? It sounds like a trap to me...

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What do you get when you add sloe gin and southern comfort to a screwdriver? A slow comfortable screw on the rocks!

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Pumpkin

What an incestuous hillbilly family calls date night

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Words have power. Why do you think it's called "SPELLing"

#spiritual

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Correct, cheap, or fast. Pick 2 and the one you did not pick will not be the outcome.

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Well done is better than well said

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Studies have shown the nerves for the anus are connected to the eye duct glands. If you do not believe it just pull a hair out from your anus and see what happens..

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Belief gives confidence and confident fools are dangerous

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Your level of expression is governed by your level of perception.

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Trek Star Dyslexia "Damn it Doctor I'm just a Jim"

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Some say the sun, it shines for all and some they say it don't shine at all. But remember that when the rain falls it don't fall on one mans house...

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You will find your flow when you go Robot!

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If you do not watch or read the news you are uninformed. If you do watch or read the news, then you are misinformed.

#showmemore

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Find um feel um fuck um forget um has been replaced with; Hide me hear me fuck you and don't forget me.

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Watch your
S
T
E
P

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The cops don't need you and man they expect the same...

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When gravity fails and negativity does not pull you through

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What ever happened to beer flavored beer?

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Starbucks; the only place where you need a cup of coffee while waiting in line to order a cup of coffee.

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Re-Humanize Yourself

#showmemore

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Uneventful Events

By: Skip All

#showmemore

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Unreliable Antidotes

By: Dr. May Bea

#funnybooktitles

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There is an acceptable percentage per million of toxins/pollutants and the like. Who is keeping track of all that shit? Who is accepting these on our behalf? "Friends tell friends the truth"

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If can, can. If no can, grab bottle!

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How can you tell your girlfriend is ticklish? Give her a "testickle"

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A total eclipse of my wallet!

#showmemore

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Nothing is EverythingEverything
is
Nothing is

#showmemore

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Well it looks like Pee Wee Herman will no longer be coming in a theater near you...

Mind over matter; If you pay it no mind, it won't matter

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Rumpleforskin

By: Harry Saks

There are those that think they know but don't know, and there are those who know but do not know they know. Few really know and have the satisfaction of knowing that they know, ya know?

#showmemore

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There is no "best" just more or less good..

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Good solutions are acheived through creative activity involving imagination, intuition, and deliberate choice

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A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools...

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If something has a 50/50 chance of going wrong 9 times out of 10 it will

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You can't push a rope unless L<3xdia

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It's not wrong until it can not be made right...

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The first 90% takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes 90% of the time...

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The Truth doesn't ever get in my way. It is always there waiting patiently, with open arms, ready to greet me

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Nil
Desperandum

By: Guy Smiley

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Standards are so important that everyone must have their own...

#showmemore

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People saying good morning, should have to prove it...

#showmemore

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My computer beat me at chess but not kickboxing

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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of intelligence

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The Asylum

By: Shirley
Skittso

#funnybooktitles

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Condensed Quandaries

By: Rich Pickles

#funnybooktitles

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#showmemore

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Seen saws shone

#showmemore

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What you see is what you get

#showmemore

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I used to do a little but the little wouldn't do it so the little got....

#showmemore

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Survey Says....

#showmemore

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Free yourself from society's advice; most of them have no idea what they are doing....

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Control your thoughts or your thoughts will control you....

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We suffer more in imagination than we do in reality....

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Hatred is a curse that does not affect the hated....

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You have 3 choices in life: You can watch things happen, make things happen, or wonder what the hell happened....

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If you are a giver, learn your limits because takers do not have any....

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Do not say "maybe" if you really mean to say "no"....

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If you can survive your own thoughts you can survive anything....

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The pieces of my puzzle crumble away, but I know there's still a picture for me

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The next time I fill out an application I will put "Human" as my race and "yes, as often as possible thank you" for sex.

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If an instiution or employers are "RACE NEUTRAL" then why is the check box "race" still on applications?

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I know a million ways to always pick the wrong things to say.

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My ex-wife's other car is a broomstick

#retrobumperstickers

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PUSSY

Just For The Taste Of It

#retrobumperstickers

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My Other Car Is A Piece Of Shit Too

#retrobumperstickers

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Avenge Yourself;

Live Long Enough To Be A Problem To Your Children

#retro, #bumper, #stickers

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LIFE
Take away the "F" and what do you get?

#lies

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Keep on Truckin'

#retro, #bumper, #stickers

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Nuke the Whales

#retro, #bumper, #stickers

The Angry Soldier

By: Boots Madagin

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God is not a person place or thing. God is creation, God resides at the center of everything and creates continualy. That is the reason no one has seen God. You can see creation, it is all around us including ourselves. But you can not see creation in itself.

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As it turns out I do not need a drivers license. I drive perfectly well with out one.

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The road is getting thinner

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Learning to listen is the essence of intelligent living

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