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jcappello0306

crazy. wiseass redhead

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the fast lane is not for people who drive 45 mph with their blinker continuously on, driving a Prius.

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when your better half tells you to bring home duct tape, a shovel, and a tarp, Its time to take a detour.

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dont just have sex with me, act like you own it...

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look at the world through rose colored glasses and keep fooling yourself

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How to tell the difference between a real redhead or a dye job.....curtains match the carpet.....

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Every time I have to use the packing tape I somehow cannot find the end to peel off so then I end up throwing it against the wall like I just did a few seconds ago..... Anger management maybe?

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Dont you ever call me a nasty tramp .....not until you have me tied to the bed and I'm smiling.

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i now know its true, woman do squirt, and its like nothing on this earth.

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