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I dont know whats worse...
When my girlfriend textes me "It's over" or when she, two seconds later, textes me "Sorry wrong number"...

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Nobody dies as a virgin.
Life f**ks us all

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I have a girlfriend.no wait thats my fridge.
I have a fridge

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Fuck my life...

Or just mondays.

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i didnt chose to be a greek...
so i became a swed

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If I see something that i've never seen berfore, I'll throw a dollar at it

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If you loves two girls at the same time, pick the second beacuse if you truly loved the first you wouldn't fall in love with the other

~ Johnny Depp

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MLK had a dream...

I had one to!!!
It was about food

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