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imaja

I think
you're suffering from a
lack of vitamin me.

1

Let's break free from our cage and turn this zoo into a jungle once more

1

Today I don't feel like doing anything.

Except you, I'd do you.

0

My room: messy
My thoughts: messy
My hair: messy
My life: messy

Consistency.

0

Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer the term selective participation.

0

Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it.

You fat,
judgmental bastard.

0

Normal people
flirting:
hey you're cute, we should go out some times.

Me flirting:
so do you like bread?

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When people see you laying down with your eyes closed, they still ask "Are you sleeping?"

"No, I'm training to die."

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