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Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

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My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.

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Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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You know that voice that says, "Don't do that"?

Yeah, I don't have one of those.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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creativity is to make your own world

madness is to live in it

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First woman on the moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind."
What's the problem?
"Nothing."
Please tell us?
"I'm fine."

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After reading this post you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second "the"

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