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helveticaner

The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

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Cono.
Sin ñ es geometría.

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Volcanoes
are just pimples
on Mother Nature's face.

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Kann ich so nicht beurteilen.

Müsste ich nackt sehen.

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If your dad doesn't have a beard -

you've got two moms.

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Manchmal verliert man;
manchmal gewinnen die anderen.

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Mach kaputt,
was dich kaputt macht.

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