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Harrumble

Harmless. Well, Mostly Harmless.

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Harrumble

I guess you could say we broke up because of religious differences.
They thought they were God, and I'm an Atheist

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If money can't buy happiness,
I guess I'll have to rent it.

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Tonight I'll be having my favourite drink.

It's called 'a lot'.

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Yes, I may be crazy, but crazy is far better than being stupid.

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I'm writing a love poem called "Put the Dishes in the Dishwasher, But Not Like That".

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Is charging a dead battery revolting?

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There are some people I look at and think,
"You are the cum shot that your Mother should have swallowed".

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What are my kinks?

Honesty. Integrity. Truthfulness.
Decency.

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