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gregwoz

I'm as mad as hell, and im not going to take it anymore

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gregwoz

money is a lot like sex. there's a lot of it around but l never seem to have any

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Can't believe my mother's wedding dress still fits me after all these years.

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Last night I slept for 3 hours straight
and 2 hours gay.

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I wanted penile plastic surgery, but the surgeon said he couldnt make it any smaller than it was

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Judging by the smell, my neighbor is having diarrhea for dinner.

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The word avacado comes from the Aztec word ahucati which means testicle.

I'll never eat guacamole again!

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Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.

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How do you politely tell someone you want them naked on top of you?

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