I got told if l stared at my phone for long enough it will turn into a boyfriend. Four hours later, the phone went "poof", it overheated and exploded into a thousand bits. Okay, now, l've got a stuffed phone, a splitting headache from staring, and NO boyfriend. - Post by gregwoz on Boldomatic

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I got told if l stared at my phone for long enough it will turn into a boyfriend.
Four hours later, the phone went "poof", it overheated and exploded into a thousand bits.
Okay, now, l've got a stuffed phone, a splitting headache from staring, and NO boyfriend.

I got told if l stared at my phone for long enough it will turn into a boyfriend. Four hours later, the phone went "poof", it overheated and exploded into a thousand bits. Okay, now, l've got a stuffed phone, a splitting headache from staring, and NO boyfriend.