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EVERY TIME I SEE YOU

MY MIDDLE
FINGER GETS
AN
AUTOMATIC ERECTION

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Life asked Death, Why do people love me and hate you? Death replied, Because you are a beautiful lie and Im a painful truth.

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Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

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the only valentine's day cards
I'll accept are credit cards

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

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To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else -

is the greatest accomplishment

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Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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The word avacado comes from the Aztec word ahucati which means testicle.

I'll never eat guacamole again!

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