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I think my guardian angel drinks.

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If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.... (dead silence)

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You can spend all your time making money, but you can't spend all your money making time.

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my man boobs are real and they're spectacular!

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Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

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I'm not saying I have a god complex, but I won't be surprised when I pass on if the Medical Examiner rules my cause of death as:

"To cleanse the sins of Humanity"

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Mother Earth has an immunity to mankind... Its called Climate Change.

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I don't google, therefore I'm original

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