freemanj

This nightmare could be over tomorrow if someone would just tell Trump that Obama can hold his breath for ten minutes.

Just because I'm strong enough to handle pain doesn't mean I deserve it.

Poor Trumpy, finally discovered even his family and friends think he's a schmuck.

Time is free,
but priceless.

That space between Christmas and New Years, where you don't know what day it is, who you are, or what you're supposed to be doing?

Yeah, I'm there.

$For many Americans, the most profound legacy of the Trump presidency will be the painful discovery that a significant fraction of their neighbors, acquaintances, and relatives are fucking idiots.$

Did you ever meet someone and thinnk you'd like to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

news:
Tom Brady
might
be retiring.

me:
IDGAF