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I said, "I love you" as I sat by him sipping my wine.
That's when he asked me, "is that you or the wine talking?"
I replied, "Oh, sorry. That was me talking to the wine."

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God created man first, because every artist makes a rough draft, before the final masterpiece.

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Es ist wirklich hart ein Kaktus zu sein,

ständig bist du spitz und keiner will dich anfassen.

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Ich will nicht behaupten, dass ich morgens schwer in die Gänge komme, aber der Bewegungsmelder im Treppenhaus reagiert schon mal nicht.

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At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.

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I'm like an iphone.
I lose energy without doing anything.

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50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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bei mir sieht joggen eher so aus wie sterben mit anlauf.

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