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Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids.

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Nearly had a threesome last night; only needed two more people!

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i love your crocs

- Nobody

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Love: When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.

Lust: When the relationship is over if you don't climax.

Marriage: When... umm.. what's a climax?

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People are making apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow...

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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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